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Life Priorities…

I’ve always known my television choices say a lot about me. Then tonight shit got real:

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Where in Green Giant Fails Me

Our new “we want to buy a house” budget has made us more mindful of our shopping habits. What will we really eat? And when? Have we devoted too much freezer space to ice cream? Each item is considered...

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Communication is a Key to a Good Relationship

Summer has disappeared but the poodle has been busy:

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A Stranger’s Approval

Part of my job is customer service oriented. I help kids figure out how to navigate the vast machine that is higher education. I like this part of the job, I get to see the best and worst of people....

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Dangers of Googling While Working

This morning I walked in the office to this question: “What’s that thing called that lets a girl stand up and pee?” “I don’t know, man. Google it. Look up something like female urinal.” “I don’t think...

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The Poodle’s Confusion

The wife watched a video on her phone while we waited for the potatoes to finish baking. A little dog yelped from within the phone. Our poodle jumped into action – to save us from the invaders, of...

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On Internet Fame

A friend of mine recently rose to a mid-level of internet stardom. Perhaps you’ve seen him: http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/a-reddit-user-has-recreated-iconic-movie-scenes-using-his-bo It’s been...

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Ready for Hillary?

Standing in an elementary school gym during the 2007 caucuses, I cast my first vote for Hillary Clinton. Two dozen older ladies and I stood solemnly under the basketball hoop, all of us wrapped in...

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My Valentine Poodle

Sometimes when I’m taking yet another picture of this regal poodle I wonder what kind of parent I will be. I wonder this more in relation to the internet than my actual ability to be a responsible...

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Ingrid Michaelson Wins

Although I don’t really do live music, I saw Ingrid Michaelson in Des Moines some years ago. I shouldn’t be allowed at concerts. That many people in such a small space makes me anxious. I end up...

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